ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize