all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
