Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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