My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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