You're so nebulous sometimes
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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