At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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