Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I could make wine with my vomit
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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