I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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