There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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