just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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