Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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