I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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