just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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