its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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