This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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