i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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