whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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