Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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