i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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