my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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