Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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