Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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