Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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