It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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