I want to stick my p in your. b.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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