Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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