How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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