I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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