hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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