I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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