i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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