This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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