so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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