I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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