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They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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