I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
tell me about the eggs
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