week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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