All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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