Only a mothe r could love this liver
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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