My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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