Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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