I think my vagina is haunted
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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