In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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