So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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