Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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