I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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