They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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