At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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