There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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