And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I want her autograph on my taint
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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