absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My vagina is officially offended.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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