its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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