Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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