physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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